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Elves in the Building
There are elves in your building, and they're up to no good. [03-20-00]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

Gaydar for Sale
It had to happen: Someone has finally made and manufactured an honest-to-goodness Gaydar. [03-13-00]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

Dry Up
What to do about a wet basement. [03-06-00]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

Radon Relief
First, they tell us radon is harmful, and now some people are trumpeting it as a cure-all. What's up with that? [02-28-00]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

Bye-Bye Bonnie
Mourning the passing of another family member. [02-21-00]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

Wood-Free Tennessee
Bad news, boys: Tennessee has a no-boner law just like Mississippi's. [02-07-00]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

The Hard Way
A Mississippi law may make it illegal for a man to have an erection in a strip club. What's happening to our country? [01-31-00]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

The Potty Penalty
Fed up with standing in line at The Delph? Here's what the city should do about it. [01-24-00]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

No Bugs Here
This Y2K thing was a whole lotta nothing--just as it was expected to be. [01-10-00]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

The Highlight Reel
Looking back on four years of Jowers-style pontificating. [12-28-99]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

Room to Move
They may seem ugly now, but 1960s houses are a great bargain. [12-20-99]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

Rotten to the Core
EIFS homeowners, beware the caulker. [12-13-99]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

Death of a Catbox
It's back to scooping now that the electronic catbox went kaput. [12-07-99]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

Having a Ball
New balls for Fido to play with. [11-22-99]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

Playing With Fire
Fireplaces are great--so long as they don't burn down your house. [11-15-99]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

Checkup Time
It's time to have your furnace checked. [11-08-99]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

What's the Use?
Gadgets are cool, but they're not all worth owning. [10-25-99]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

Born Again
Some jobs turn out to be more complicated than expected -- but in the case of one church, the expense was worth it. [10-18-99]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

Head to Foot
Two sure signs American society is going to hell in a handbasket: soccer and the metric system. [10-11-99]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

Safe and Insecure
Security systems--effective deterrents or just a big pain in the butt? [10-04-99]
— Walter Jowers, NASHVILLE SCENE

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