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Mr. Smarty Pants
Our resident know-it-all unearths the latest trivia. [04-17-00]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

Mr. Smarty Pants
The poop on Mexico City. [04-10-00]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

Mr. Smarty Pants
Hot tea in the summer, but beer popsicles anytime! [04-03-00]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

Mr. Smarty Pants
Sex in space! [03-28-00]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

Mr. Smarty Pants
The dirty South and the restless East. [03-20-00]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

Mr. Smarty Pants
It's Tom vs. Jerry vs. Butch vs. horses vs. Hitler in this week's fact smackdown. [03-13-00]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

Mr. Smarty Pants
Rise, people, and crush the linguistic tyranny of the European Union. [03-06-00]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

Mr. Smarty Pants
The nutty world of etymology and mistranslations (and cornea transplants). [02-28-00]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

Mr. Smarty Pants
Lung disease, french fries, and sticks of fire. [02-21-00]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

Mr. Smarty Pants
Perhaps it is the female opossum who requires shock-absorbing underwear. [02-14-00]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

Mr. Smarty Pants
An assortment of facts and hearsay that incisively and subtly captures the human condition. [02-07-00]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

Mr. Smarty Pants
Two-for-one holidays in Lithuania. [01-31-00]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

Mr. Smarty Pants
Confounding logic, punchlines, and baking tips. [01-24-00]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

Mr. Smarty Pants
Mr. Smarty pants knows that he will not die poor and alone. [01-10-00]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

Mr. Smarty Pants
How do YOU spell Shakespeare? [01-03-00]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

Mr. Smarty Pants
Merry Tiswas! [12-28-99]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

Mr. Smarty Pants
Delivery in a half hour, or it's free. [12-20-99]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

Mr. Smarty Pants
Natural diuretics and other festive "facts." [12-13-99]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

Mr. Smarty Pants
Impressionistic poultry patching and a proclivity for plynths. [12-07-99]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Alexander Graham Bell hasn't touched everyone yet; nuke and nibble; Sheryl Crow's pedigree. [11-29-99]
— Mr. Smarty Pants, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

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