True Depression Putting the Kursk tragedy in persepective. [08-28-00] — Captain Opinion, WEEKLY ALIBI PETA: One Big Booboo Cows are best appreciated when they're sliced into manageable portions, rubbed with garlic, sprinkled lightly with pepper and grilled. [03-28-00] — Captain Opinion, WEEKLY ALIBI Double-Dippers Would you pay for something you don't even buy? Twice? [03-20-00] — Captain Opinion, WEEKLY ALIBI When "Almost" Doesn't Count An "F" doesn't stand for "Fantastic," it stands for "Failure." [03-13-00] — Captain Opinion, WEEKLY ALIBI Disturbing Surpluses If you think robbery is wrong, start demanding tax cuts. [03-06-00] — Captain Opinion, WEEKLY ALIBI Risk-Free Lives For All If you get a sliver or a blister while hiking, don't file a lawsuit. [02-28-00] — Captain Opinion, WEEKLY ALIBI Fear of Flying Cabbages Instead of enjoying our prosperity, Americans are brooding. [02-21-00] — Captain Opinion, WEEKLY ALIBI School Daze Education is important and parents have an obligation to help and to push their kids. [02-07-00] — Captain Opinion, WEEKLY ALIBI Flush with Freedom! In America the freedom to flush is right up there with freedom of speech. [01-31-00] — Captain Opinion, WEEKLY ALIBI Modern Day Plantations The elitist educational establishment wants to keep poor and minority students in educational shackles. [01-10-00] — Captain Opinion, WEEKLY ALIBI Cap'n O's Top 10 Capn O's Top 10 Inventions of the Millennium. [01-10-00] — Captain Opinion, WEEKLY ALIBI Uncool Refrigerators What are the technogeeks doing to our refrigerators? [12-13-99] — Captain Opinion, WEEKLY ALIBI Advice for the Troubled The Captain answers questions from readers. [12-07-99] — Captain Opinion, WEEKLY ALIBI A Taxing Idea The crushing poverty and the frightening ignorance that afflicts so many of our citizens demands that we use the tax code to engineer social progress. [11-29-99] — Captain Opinion, WEEKLY ALIBI Y2K Goofballs If all the idiots in this world want to get together and make Y2K a crisis, more power to them. [11-22-99] — Captain Opinion, WEEKLY ALIBI Idiots on the Lake Would you sink tens of thousands of dollars into building a house on land that you didn't own? [11-08-99] — Captain Opinion, WEEKLY ALIBI The Headless Brits The English botch everything. [11-01-99] — Captain Opinion, WEEKLY ALIBI Sinking Morale If the Founding Fathers could see what has happened to their Constitution and concepts of freedom, they'd need drugs, too. [10-25-99] — Captain Opinion, WEEKLY ALIBI Art That Moves Our Stomachs Good artists do more than shock. They bring out insight in unexpected places, and show the innate beauty in objects that we dismiss as being gross or offensive. [10-18-99] — Captain Opinion, WEEKLY ALIBI Speed Reader Howl: The Artwork of Luis Jimenez by Camille Flores-Turney; Glam! by Barney Hoskyns; The Unknown Matisse by Hillary Spurling; Chaco Trilogy by V.B. Price. [12-07-98] — Stephen Ausherman, Gaylon M. Parsons, Michael Henningsen, Captain Opinion, WEEKLY ALIBI More Captain Opinion Archives...
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