Cool Yule (and not so)
New Holiday Releases
By Michael Henningsen
DECEMBER 14, 1998:
The problem with holiday music is that there's very little new
ground to be broken. Still, artists and record companies churn
out new Yuletide releases every fall hoping to cash in on the
five weeks each year when rehashed classics are as welcome as
the brandied eggnog and quality time with stale-smelling relatives
they foretell. And, year after year, some of the holiday platters
served up are worthy, while others should be stuffed someplace
other than a stocking. Here, for your pleasure, is a brief overview
of what to pick up for your holiday parties and listening pleasure,
and what to leave for the bargain bins. If you have a programmable
CD player, we've included a "programmable tracks" section
with each review because we know that listening to seasonal music
can be painful, especially if an entire album contains just few
decent tunes.
Etta James 12 Songs of Christmas (Private Music)
overall rating: Hark! The Herald Angels Sing
programmable tracks: 4-12 (of 12)
The effervescent Ms. James just seems to get better with age.
Her voice has deepened
considerably over the years, making hers a world class instrument
whether she be tackling jazz or blues. James gets back to her
roots with this holiday collection of standards. Each familiar
carol is soaked in jazz, courtesy of pianist Cedar Walton, alto
and tenor saxophonist Red Halloway, bassist John Clayton, guitarist
Josh Sklair and drummer Billy Higgins. Her version of "Silent
Night" is perhaps one of the finest ever--a deeply affecting
plantation spiritual that only James' voice is currently capable
of producing.
Truly one of the most pleasing holiday records to come along in
years, 12 Songs of Christmas is a rarity in that it'll
stay fresh as long as the gaily adorned Douglas Fir in your living
room (excluding artificial trees, of course). Thanks in part to
her desire to add her own unique twist and a bit of personal flair
to each of the tracks, James scores big on Santa's list with this
one.
Various Barnyard Animals Jingle Bells: Swingin' Barnyard Christmas (Oglio Records)
overall rating: Cluck off
programmable tracks: None. Unless you're Torturing
someone in the basement (of 12)
There's a kid in every family whose job it is to ruin the holidays
every year. It's genetic, and usually turns up in the middle child.
One of those kids grew up to form Oglio Records in order to ruin
Christmases the world over. In case you hadn't guessed, here are
12 standard carols barked, clucked, quacked, meowed, mooed, farted
and otherwise completely destroyed. At least the producers had
the decency not to rehash a single song with an endless variety
of barnyard noises. They're probably saving that one for next
year.
Your party guests will laugh for about 13 seconds before they
choke you with the cheese ball, which was about 75 percent cheaper
to make than this record was to buy.
Various Artists Celtic Christmas IV (Windham Hill)
overall rating: Have Yourself a Deeply Thoughtful
Little Christmas
programmable tracks: 1-12 (of 13)
The word "holiday" in Gaelic--like just about any other
word in the ancient language--might as well mean "melancholy."
But melancholy is perhaps the most beautiful of moods. Melancholy
has a unique leveling effect on the soul. The heart opens, childlike
wonder returns if only for a moment and, no matter how brief,
melancholy allows for true reflection. Likewise, traditional Celtic
music is as inspiring.
This fourth installment of Windham Hill's holiday series is as
delicate and beautiful as the three before it. Produced by Mícheál
O' Domhnaill (Nightnoise), this collection features a wide range
of Scottish and Irish artists, along with a few Americans--including
an out-of-place track by country-bluegrass artist Ricky Scaggs--performing
original compositions among several traditional melodies. Because
Christmas is not a traditional Celtic holiday, there aren't any
carols here, per se. But the lot of the music here is laden with
gentle spirit and the kind of joy that's born of the past rekindled.
While its cup runneth over in the beauty department, Celtic
Christmas IV probably isn't poised to be an instant party
favorite. But when the guests have trickled home, the presents
all unwrapped and children's eyelids fluttering on the verge of
a long winter's nap, this could prove to be the greatest gift
of the season.
Various Artists Natty & Nice: A Reggae Christmas (Rhino)
overall rating: Jah to the World
programmable tracks: all of 'em (of 18)
Jamaicans begin their Christmastime celebration sometimes as early
as Dec. 15, with each relative of a particular family sponsoring
a Christmas dinner. The street parties, gift-giving and pageants
last through the New Year, in thanks to the Creator for another
year. The immense spirit of the season as celebrated in Jamaica
permeates this, the 35th holiday record in the Rhino catalog.
Eighteen artists, from Lee "Scratch" Perry to Beres
Hammond, contribute to the collection, which spans 30 years of
holiday reggae and ska. Roots, dub and skank may not seem likely
vehicles for Christmas music to those not familiar with reggae,
but Natty & Nice offers a uniquely different and altogether
refreshing slant on the tried and true. The album also features
a number of not-so-familiar tracks, affording even more upstroke
cheer.
Those allergic to reggae will surely turn tail and run, screaming
for Perry Como. But even for the casual fan, this one's destined
to please with uncommon delight.
Various Artists A Jazz Christmas (Windham Hill)
overall rating: Deck the Halls with Boughs of Schmaltzy
programmable tracks: 1, 6, 8, 9, 12, 13 (of 13)
Depending on your individual definition, A Jazz Christmas
either is or isn't. The sitting-on-the-fence declaration is something
along the lines of "smooth jazz"--not exactly Kenny
G, but certainly not the Sackville All Stars. Featuring standout
tracks by Hiroshima, Earl Klugh, Larry Coryell and Etta James
among other, less inspiring numbers by jazz-lite artists, A
Jazz Christmas has its appeal, but tends to run together.
Don't be surprised if you hear it in your dentist's waiting room
or in the background at any number of huge,
corporate retail outlets.
Perfect for a party populated by your parents and coworkers you
couldn't care less about, A Jazz Christmas will just lay
around by an open fire, mostly languishing in silky, noncommittal
quasi-jazz mush. It probably won't make your holiday any more
cheerful, but it won't make you wish you were dead, either.
Various Artists The Colors of Christmas (Windham Hill)
overall rating: I Saw Mommy Kissing
Peabo Bryson
programmable tracks: 2, 5, 6, 8, 10, 11 (of 12)
A distant, somewhat livelier cousin of Windham Hill's A
Jazz Christmas, this one's equally difficult to define apart
from the crossection of artists appearing. Surprisingly, Melissa
Manchester shucked the annoying wailing that somehow made "Don't
Cry Out Loud" a mega-hit, delivering a respectable version
of "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas." Unfortunately,
listening to Sheena Easton croon "The Lord's Prayer"
(with visions of "Sugar Walls" dancing in your head)
is about as pleasant as the day after Christmas at the mall.
But hearing Roberta Flack sing anything is redemption incarnate.
Other standout contributions come from Phillip Bailey, Oleta Adams
and Peabo Bryson. All said and done, the good ones carry enough
weight to make The Colors of Christmas worthy, provided
your CD player is programmable. Otherwise, play at your own risk.
Various Artists Yuletide Soirée Party Pack (Rhino)
overall rating: Jingle Bell Rock Your World
programmable tracks: every single last one of 'em
except 17 and 18 on Disc One (of 40)
By far the best of the bunch this year, Yuletide Soirée
features 40 tracks on two CDs, spanning the gamut of holiday music
from Bobby Helms' "Jingle Bell Rock" and Eartha Kitt's
"Santa Baby" to Greg Lake's "I Believe in Father
Christmas" and the Beach Boys' "Little Saint Nick."
There are even 10 instrumental sing-along tracks for when the
Christmas cheer kicks in and your pleasantly drunk guests suddenly
have the urge to carol themselves into embarrassment.
One of Rhino's acclaimed "Party Pack" series, Yuletide
Soirée combines themed music and a "how-to"
of throwing a themed party. There's a week-by-week plan, decorating
ideas, games and activities, menus for serving eight, 12 or 25
guests in three settings from elegant to casually festive, coupons,
recipes and a guide to holiday spirits. And of course, there are
the CDs--all the holiday music you'll ever need with the exception
of Elvis Presley's Blue Christmas, Ella Fitzgerald's Swinging
Christmas and James Brown's Santa's Got a Brand New Bag.
To keep it short and to the point: Only Scrooge would turn his
nose up at this one. Even if you only buy it for the music, this
one's well worth it. There's even the original Thurl Ravenscroft
recording of "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch."
Various Artists A Winter Solstice Reunion (Windham Hill)
overall rating: Upon a Midnight Clear
programmable tracks: all of them
Windham Hill loves a series. Reunion marks the seventh
volume in the Winter Solstice cache, and it's about what
you've come to expect if you've heard any previous--a gentle collection
of soft jazz, new age and world-lite instrumentals designed specifically
to put you in the mood for a fire and spiced rum. Reunion,
as its title suggests, brings together 14 artists, most of whom
contributed to the very first installment of the series despite,
in some cases, having left the Windham Hill label long ago.
Reunion runs a close second to Celtic Christmas IV
to being the cream of the Windham Hill crop this year for holiday
music. The fact that it's instrumental and features a wide range
of artists--Liz Story, George Winston, Alex De Grassi, Nightnoise,
Michael Manring, Tuck and Patti to name a few--makes it instantly
and easily listenable, at the same time preventing it from simply
becoming background noise.
This one will please all without being obtrusive. The instrumental
arrangements have been constructed with care to preserve traditional
melodies where applicable, but each artist also delivers a piece
of themselves. Reunion is one of your best bets this holiday
season.
NSYNC Home for Christmas (RCA)
overall rating: O Holy Shit
programmable tracks: guess ...
I'd like to take this opportunity to extend my sincere holiday
wishes to the folks at RCA for taking it upon themselves to combine
the Tiffany and Debbie Gibson and New Kids on the Block mall tours
of the '80s with the Menudo of the '70s to create the latest talentless
band since Milli Vanilli: May all your Christmases be trite.
If Santa carried a bag of shit instead of toys, this little turd--featuring
Justin, Chris, JC, Joey and Lance modeling the latest in snowboard
wear--would rest steaming on top.
Shirley Caesar Christmas with Shirley Caesar (Myrrh)
overall rating: Do You Hear What I Hear?
programmable tracks: every glorious one (of 11)
When gospel queen Shirley Caesar sings about the Lord's work,
she means it. And you'd better listen or be damned. Sure, you've
heard most of these songs a million times before, but you've never
heard them like this. Backed by a funk band and a full gospel
choir, Caesar takes the sir out of sermon and replaces it with
a female voice of unbelievable range and boundless passion.
If you need to be reminded of what Christmas is all about among
the faithful, you needn't look further. But beyond the unmistakable
religious overtone, Christmas with Shirley Caesar is a
glittering musical achievement. Think you've already heard your
fair share of "Ave Maria?" Think again. Caesar makes
a strong case for putting the Christ back in Christmas, which
may be a bit overbearing for the gospel novice or staunch, "God-is-not-invited"
practitioner of the holiday season, but if you can appreciate
the soaring voice of one filled with the spirit--any spirit--then
you'll find more to appreciate here than you bargained for.
Vince Charles Caribbean Christmas (Oglio Records)
overall rating: Little Steel Drummer Boy
programmable tracks: all or none
If listening to traditional Christmas carols performed on steel
drums is your idea of
holiday cheer, by all means pick this one up. But one person's
gem is another person's garbage. For some, listening to Caribbean
Christmas will be akin to listening to this year's other Oglio
Records release, Jingle Bells: Swingin' Barnyard Christmas,
despite the fact that no camp is intended here. Charles plays
these songs in earnest, with arrangements ranging between devoutly
traditional and pleasantly bossa nova.
This one could make or break your party, depending on who your
guests are and how drunk they manage to get. Listening to the
entire record in one sitting will probably be a little maddening
for most, but taken in small doses, Caribbean Christmas
adds a pleasant island spin you're not going to find anywhere
else.

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