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Sex Toys of the Gods
JUNE 15, 1998:
Christian McLaughlin's first novel, the funny and well-received
Glamourpuss, must have placed a good deal of pressure on the young writer
as he contemplated his next effort, which we now have in hand - Sex Toys of the
Gods (Dutton, $25.95 hard).
Fortunately, the book is as funny as the title. The young protagonist Jason Dallin,
having graduated from his college dorkiness, has left the Midwestern confinement
(Ohio) of his youth behind and come to Los Angeles to make his mark in the entertainment
industry. His video store clerk gig is just a way station on his inexorable climb
to world domination, which seems to be taking rather longer than he had imagined.
His boss at the store, a corpulent, petty tyrant named Marilyn, is not speeding the
process with her pig-eyed surveillance of him. When the store gets its first shipment
of man-to-man porn, the clash between Jason and Marilyn is inevitable.
While Jason figures out how to begin his professional climb in the shark tank
that is Los Angeles, he must also learn to be gay in the post-gay world, find love,
and pay the rent. It is this last task that seems most daunting. But in his struggles
he meets his childhood idol, the singer Marina Stetson, and to his astonishment,
becomes her friend. And, of course, he meets the customary cast of Tinseltown characters,
the agent from Sleazeland whose in-office coffee enemas do make a statement; the
sad wannabes who make a little extra on the side by "entertaining" at parties;
the sadistic star of television who gropes the wrong co-star; the Texas millionairess
who can purchase everything except talent; the over-the-top personal assistant queen
whose livelihood depends on sucking up better than anyone else, a real attainment
in this world! In short, the book is populated by loonies, rather like the real Los
Angeles.
And, speaking of sex, there are many sorts in this tome: professional, amateur,
straights, gays, undeclared majors, kinky, romantic, urgent, and languid. We also
find the classical comic element of the controlling bitch/mother trying to keep the
young lovers apart, McLaughlin's little nod to Molière, I'm sure.
In the obligatory Reviewer Quibble Department, Mr. McLaughlin never uses six words
where 35 will do (a surprise laxative attack on an unaware villain takes 50 words
and is way too much information), and the book, at 369 pages, is just too
hefty for such a lightweight confection. Save something for the next volume, Mr.
Author. I am looking forward to it.
I turn to my Handbook of Reviewer Clichés and pronounce that Christian
McLaughlin has produced a "sprightly achievement." Don't miss it. I am
waiting for the next as I have plenty more ass to laugh off. -Tom Doyal

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