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Oddfellows
Non-trendy cars more notable
By Marc K. Stengel
MAY 22, 2000:
Sometimes the surest path to notability is a detour around
prevailing trends. It takes a certain boldness to follow this route, and
those who do so usually win a grudging admiration wreathed with muttered
disdain. When iconoclasts do actually succeed in achieving a mass
following, there's always plenty of late praise for their years of
perseverance and courage. Until then, their careers of nonconformity tend
to raise sardonic smiles at best, real spite at worst. This is precisely
the spectrum of reactions to which both Saturn and Hyundai have had to
accustom themselves since their respective debuts in North America. Their
two closely matched economy coupes provide ample evidence why.
2001 Saturn SC1
Whatever their private anxieties, General Motors' iconoclasts at
Saturn Division betray not the least public irritation with the offbeat,
cultish persona their cars have acquired. They remain--despite struggling
sales, slow-to-update designs, and potshots from the critics--cheerily
optimistic to a degree that might have made even Frank Capra blush. There
is a perfectly good explanation for this behavior, however. The folks at
Saturn--those corporate utopians who call themselves "colleagues" and
"associates" instead of "executives" and "laborers"--make quite good cars.
But in an age of unrelenting hype, being good can be a liability. The
high-school flirt, after all, usually looks right past the fresh-faced
honor student who wants to carry her books; she's more curious about that
leather jacket and ducktail over there doing loud stunts on his
motorcycle.
In the rough-and-tumble economy subcompact category, Saturn's SC1 is a
legitimate goody two-shoes. Its base price of just $12,535 is powerfully
competitive versus rivals both domestic and imported. Even with a $1,965
package of power options and air-conditioning, $695 more for ABS brakes and
traction control, plus 15-inch wheels ($450) and CD/cassette stereo ($220),
the SC1's as-tested sticker totals just $16,305, including destination
charges. For a car this roomy, with this jaunty a profile, and handling (if
not acceleration) that's plenty sporty as well, the SC1 is quite a bit of
car for the money.
It is, moreover, significantly "freshened" for 2001, albeit in
evolutionary rather than revolutionary ways. The exterior body panels are
all changed "below the beltline," but they merely streamline what the
general consensus has long recognized as the "Saturn wedge." More
conspicuously new are interior changes to dash and cockpit. A one-piece
sweep of structural surface material over the instrument panel looks smart
and is less prone to squeaky flexing than the composite design it replaces.
Along with more sound insulation around the engine bay, this change results
in a noticeably quieter cockpit--finally. How ironic (or just plain
mindless), then, that SC1's windshield wiper motors are amazingly,
thunderously noisy.
The array of cubbies, storage pockets, and cupholders is updated as
well. But the Saturn coupe's one clear claim to distinctiveness remains
thankfully unaltered: Introduced in late 1998, the back-hinging rear
passenger portal on the driver's side continues to set this car apart from
the crowd. Indeed, Saturn attributes a 17-percent sales gain for its coupes
last year to this third-door feature--a remarkable achievement in the
context of the 10-percent decline in overall sales of the company's
bread-and-butter S-series of coupes, sedans, and wagons.
Having tasted such sweet success as the result of just one episode of
thinking "outside the box," might Saturn continue to innovate itself out of
cult status and into mainstream popularity? One can only hope. But first it
will have to forgo the incremental change philosophy that mires it in the
slow lane behind Japanese arch-rivals, with their chameleon-like ability to
adapt swiftly to fickle tastes. By every logical argument, Saturn and the
buying public both know that their fundamentally sound cars are plenty good
enough: good construction, good fuel economy, good safety, even good resale
value. But when there are bad boys across the hall with cocky walks and
racy innuendos to moon over, "good enough" simply isn't.
2000 Hyundai Tiburon
The parallel universe in which the Hyundai Tiburon makes its home
is best exemplified by an episode that was repeated at least half a dozen
times during the week I evaluated the car. From out of nowhere, on a busy
stretch of multi-lane highway, some big domestic clunker would barrel into
rear view at inappropriate speed. At the last minute, it would veer to my
side to pass, only then to match my speed while gum-snapping teeny chicks
ogled in tittering glee. Not at me--at the car.
It was go-to-hell yellow, curved and carved into a voluptuous shape, bug
cute, and tiny. On every other occasion, I could swear that any car guys
who actually bothered to look were laughing at me. Behind the wheel of the
thing, I was fundamentally perplexed over who would buy this car and why.
But out on the highway, the newly licensed high-school babes driving their
daddies' leftovers simply loved it. Hyundai has this questionable niche
cornered all to itself.
At virtually the same as-tested price as Saturn's SC1, the $16,647
Tiburon ought to be a dreaded arch-rival. Certainly, its 40 extra
horsepower translate into nearly 20-percent faster acceleration from zero
to 60. But the car is rattly and cramped, its handling indifferent and
vague; it is eminently not one of those fun, tossable sporty
compacts that its vampy looks impersonate.
Hyundai has managed to bootstrap itself into the American auto market
with affordable, sensible-shoes-type commuter cars like the Elantra and
Sonata, which contributed most to the company's nearly 82-percent leap in
overall U.S. sales last year. Tiburon sales were up as well (by 16
percent), but the car gives the nagging impression of being overfrocked and
underwhelming. It may have a lot of sexy curves in all the right places,
but then a padded bra does too, I guess.

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