Psychic Movie Predictions
MAY 17, 1999:
BLACK MASK (R)
Hong Kong action star Jet Li blasts evil with lots of Matrix-style flying footwork and a '30s-style outfit.
Prediction: It will be crushed to a bloody pulp on Wednesday.
Probable Entertainment Value: B
A MID-SUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM (PG-13)
Michelle Pfeiffer, Kevin Kline, Calista Flockhart, Rupert Everett, Stanley Tucci and Christian Bale co-star in this opulent adaptation (number seven) of the Bard's immortal comedy.
Prediction: It will be crushed to a bloody pulp on Wednesday.
Probable Entertainment Value: C
TRIPPIN' (R)
A hip-hop coming of age story, with Deon Richmond staring as a high school senior who daydreams of hot babes as his college applications deadline approaches.
Prediction: It will be crushed to a bloody pulp on Wednesday.
Probable Entertainment Value: C
STAR WARS: EPISODE ONE—THE PHANTOM MENACE
Little Anakin Skywalker discovers the dark side. Things go downhill from there.
Prediction: It will crush those waiting in line to a bloody pulp.
Probable Entertainment Value: A
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