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Hauntingly Herzog 
Legendary filmmaker Werner Herzog isn't crazy, but likes to explore the mysteries of human existence. [2]
Mary Dickson
Three in a Match 
Cut loose with the director of "Two Girls and a Guy." [3]
Ray Pride
Bimbo Eruptions 
Forget about politics. Use showbiz to tell and sell a story. [4]
David Owen
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Working-Class Hero 
In "The Big One," filmmaker Michael Moore continues his crusade against corporate downsizing. [5]
Debbie Gilbert
Bungle in the Jungle 
Director John Sayles' "Men With Guns" is still a powerful movie, despite its lack of powerful images. [6]
Stacey Richter
Bored by an Angel 
"City of Angels" doesn't fly. [7]
Mary Dickson
Parrothood 
"Paulie" want an Oscar? [8]
Noah Masterson
Of Mole-rats and Men 
Filmmaker Errol Morris examines four men's extraordinary occupations. [9]
Chris Herrington
Wong Time, Right Place 
The Movie Guru gets gleeful at the chance to see hip Hong Kong director Wong Kar-Wai's "Happy Together." [10]
Jesse Fox Mayshark
Slow and Steady Wins the Race? 
Let's all get "Happy Together". [11]
Angie Drobnic
Gun Crazy 
Noel Murray rakes "New Yorker" essayist David Denby over the coals; a revival of "Bonnie and Clyde"; "The Object of My Affection" is not Donna Bowman's. [12]
Jim Ridley, Noel Murray, and Donna Bowman
It Happened to Jane 
Kate Kirtz and Nell Lundy's documentary "JANE: An Abortion Service." [13]
Marjorie Baumgarten
Film Tip of the Week 
This week's must-see film: "The Bad and the Beautiful." [14]
Ray Pride
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Rocket Ride 
They're real live Hollywood people, and they're filming a picture called "The Rocket Boys" in East Tennessee. [15]
Mike Gibson
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Volume I, Issue 47
April 27 - May 4, 1998
TELETUBBIES CAUSE BRAIN DAMAGE
CYBERSPACE -- An online editor was rendered completely inane
yesterday upon his third viewing of the "Teletubbies"
TV program. The show, a British import designed for children who
find "Barney" too cerebral, involves four demon-spawn
creatures ruled by a Satanic baby-force that hovers like a sun
above their putrescent green hill-world. Airing on PBS every morning
at 8 a.m. (in most markets), the "Teletubbies" world-domination
program sends out a powerful death-ray that turns the viewer's
mind to Malt-o-Meal in nanoseconds. Victims of the show are
known to say things like "Again, again!" or "Big
hug!" uncontrollably, followed by drooling and mad convulsions.
When interviewed, the online editor, known to readers only as The Film
Bum, said this: "Eh-oh!"
IN OTHER NEWS, director Werner Herzog rocked the film-journalism
world this week when he sat still long enough to conduct an interview.
The appearance of the icon, who is so megalomaniacal he makes
Francis Ford Coppola look like Claire Danes, stunned cinema scribes
everywhere because they sincerely thought an interview with James Toback would
be as good as it got. Elsewhere, a writer compared the year's two "liar president" movies; a
cinephile summed up the films of Ida Lupino; John Sayles like, totally
wowed a viewer; and a Nicolas Cage movie put a normally alert
man to sleep. No arrests were made.
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Scanlines 
The films of Ida Lupino. [19]
Videos a Go-Go 
Cinema about those suburban seventies! [20]
Adrienne Martini
Kiss or Kill 
A fresh take on the outlaw couple picture. [21]
Ray Pride
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Austin Chronicle 
- The Big One
- Hurricane Streets
- Gonin
- Sliding Doors
- The Object of My Affection
- Paul Monette: The Brink of Summer's End
- Suicide Kings
- Two Girls and a Guy
Tucson Weekly 
- City of Angels
- The Object of My Affection
- Paulie
- Primary Colors
- Species II
Chicago Newcity 
Now What? 
What's the matter, couldn't find a review of that blockbuster film you're excited about? We certainly don't want to leave you disappointed -- why not try some of these larger-than-life movie links? [22]
Curious about a particular director's work? Not
sure what to rent at the video store? Enjoy reading several
contrasting opinions of the same film? This is the place for
you. One of the all-time best film-review resources on the Web. Sort
alphabetically or by publication, genre, director, or date. Check it out!
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