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Austin Chronicle Mr. Smarty Pants

By Mr. Smarty Pants

MARCH 20, 2000: 

All bugs are insects but all insects are not bugs.


According to Greenfield Online Inc., downloading porn during breaks at work is three times more likely for Southern U.S. employees and twice as likely for those in the West when compared with Easterners.


An unpaid dollar can throw off your entire credit report.


McDonald's recently apologized to Singapore because it ran out of specially priced Hello Kitty dolls it was selling. Despite making one doll for every member of the population, it didn't have enough. There was civil disorder at a few locations and for a time guards were posted at all 114 McDonald's Singapore locations.


If you can push your fan belt down only about 1/2 inch, it's probably okay; any more and it's too loose.


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