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A Sweeter Science
By Chris Davis
MARCH 15, 1999:
It was St. Paddys Day 1996, and I settled into my usual booth
at Brunies, a cozy German pub in Clarksville, Tennessee, just
around the corner from the theatre where I was working at the
time. My mission was to celebrate the day and toast my German-Irish
heritage with lashings of spaetzle and a dozen or so goblets of
bad judgment dyed green for the occasion.
I also planned to take in the Tyson/Bruno fight, which had been
broadcast live on pay-per-view the night before. Tysons early
third-round victory had already been declared a nonevent by the
news media, but, loving the fisticuffs, I wanted an opportunity
to eyeball the massacre and judge for myself. My curiosity was
pricked, might I add, by the fight cards promise of a womens
match. Like the other patrons of the bar, I was pretty unfamiliar
with womens professional boxing and we all joked about the comedic
catfight we were about to witness a light appetizer before the
meat.
Jesus, were we all wrong. Orlando, Floridas Tracy Martin went
toe-to-toe with Irelands Diedre Gogarty in a brutal and passionate
slugfest. There were no clutches, no fancy dancing; it was all
about fists. Everyone was stunned, and in a bar packed with drunken
St. Patricks Day revelers, the only sound you could hear was
the shriek of the announcer, declaring prophetically, This may
be the best fight you see all night! Martin, the heavy favorite,
sent the scrappy Gogarty to the mat only once, but went on to
win the decision, though her nose gushed blood and one eye was
heavily bruised and swelling shut. The fight did more than just
wow the gang at Brunies; for womens boxing, it was like the
shot heard round the world. Seen in over 30 countries, the Martin/Gogarty
fight was the most widely viewed womens boxing event in history.
It made the decidedly lame Tyson/Bruno matchup seem that much
lamer, and overnight womens boxing was legitimized.
Staged fights between women have been around in various forms
since at least the 1720s, though in almost every case the practice
has existed more as a novelty than an actual sport. In the early
part of this century, ladys boxing was either a promotional pre-event
teaser or an all-out freak show, as in the case of boxing promoter
William Moore, who had his license temporarily revoked in 1912
for arranging bouts between his two daughters and a bear. It was
not until the mid-Eighties that boxers such Lady Tyger Trimiar
and Cathy Cat Davis began to earn the respect of the boxing
community. Unfortunately, more attention was paid to publicity
stunts like Trimiars month-long hunger strike than was ever paid
to her pugilistic accomplishments.
On St. Paddys 96, womens boxing arrived with a bang, and shortly
thereafter Christy Martin appeared on the cover of Sports Illustrated.
Now every major card includes at least one well-hyped womens
event. The sport, however, has failed to deliver on the excitement
promised by Martin/Gogarty. The problem is simple. There are two
kinds of women fighters: great ones and punching bags. And the
former is sorely outnumbered. A recent expose in The Miami Herald
shed light on the body-factories that provide shoddy training
for hookers on the mend, ex-cons, and exotic dancers in need of
a quick buck, sending them out to get slaughtered in the ring
by more serious sluggers. When Christi Martin defended her title
against Bethany Foxy Brown Pain (November 96), Pains bio claimed
an impressive 15-1 record. The truth is she was an ex-stripper-turned-prostitute
who had never fought before in her life. She had, in fact, only
begun her training three weeks before. But there she was in a
title match, on a card that included Tyson/Holyfield. Pain was
knocked out in minutes.
Though evenly matched bouts have proven to be few and far between,
they do happen. Locally, we will have the opportunity to catch
what could turn out to be a great fight when IWBF Intercontinental
Lightweight champion Tracy Byrd defends her title against the
formidable Nashville fistic Vicki Woods at Gold Strike Casino
in Tunica on March 11th, in a bout deemed If Looks Could Kill:
the Ultimate Live Female Boxing Event. Byrd is a Flint, Michigan,
police officer and mother of one. Her father Joe Byrd was a professional
boxer who went on to become the official trainer for Americas
1992 Olympic team. Her brother Chris won a silver medal in that
years Olympics, and her other brothers Tim and Patrick are also
boxers. She started sparring with her brothers when she was only
8 years old, and when she steps into the ring today, she means
business.
Woods, a transplant from the world of kickboxing, proved no match
for Byrd in a previous contest, but she is an experienced fighter
who is strong, quick, and more than capable of going the distance.
Nonetheless, Byrd is confident. Ive been working on getting
my punches off quick, she says, I dont just want it to be us
pounding on each other because, well, we probably weigh in about
the same, but shes bigger boned than me. What I would really
love is to knock her out with a body blow, you know, one good
shot to the body umph! And shes sitting on the canvas sucking
air. Yeah, that would be real nice. Indeed, it would.

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