In a tremendous waste of talent, Tchéky
Karyo, David Suchet and David Warner, who all have the good fortune
to have been born in countries where spending millions on a movie
adapted from a video game would be considered a bit gauche, are
tossed into outer space for this multi-million dollar movie that's
based on a video game. Like a video game, there're lots of explosions,
you don't have any interest in the characters, and dialogue is
not exactly the most important element. Unfortunately, even as
a shoot-'em-up Wing Commander fails, as the outer space
scenes are poorly lit, and it's always difficult to tell who's
shooting at who. The scary space aliens are also rather lame,
looking like burly guys with immobile, rubber, kitten faces. I
guess the big draw for Wing Commander was supposed to be
teen heartthrob Freddie Prinze Jr., who's claim to fame is that
he's a bit cuter than his father and doesn't have an insatiable
appetite for cocaine. There's also a surprisingly decent (i.e.
not horrifyingly bad) performance by Matthew Lillard, who was
annoying in Scream, Scream 2, She's All That and, I'm guessing,
in person. But Wing Commander's biggest sin is that it's
dull. If the future is going to be this boring, I'm canceling
my membership at the Cryogenic Institute of Greater Metropolitan
Tucson.
--DiGiovanna
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