A flick that truly earns the adjective unwatchable,
The Phantom is simply the corniest, most predictable, flat
piece of filmmaking imaginable. Okay, yes, so a guy runs around
the jungle in a purple spandex suit, but don't let that fool you:
There's nothing exciting here. Every single line of dialogue has
been recycled from other movies (example: "She's a feisty
one, isn't she!") and all the sets look like they've been
borrowed from the back lot of Xena: Warrior Princess. There's
some plot here somewhere, something about forbidden skulls or
something; but believe us, it's nothing you haven't seen before.
Don't waste an irretrievable portion of life on this travesty.
--Stacey Richter
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