It's the Beautiful versus the Ugly as Cindy
Crawford gets chased by a band of renegade Russian agents with
bad skin. Crawford plays a mini-skirted lawyer who is maybe-sort-of
about to stumble upon a band of high-tech Russian bank robbers;
the robbers, in turn, become inexplicably fixated on blowing her
up. William Baldwin plays the good cop trying to protect the girl
and kill two dozen bad guys all by himself. The entire plot seems
to be an excuse to get Crawford in and out of wet T-shirts, which
is certainly more engrossing than watching her "act."
Baldwin, by the way, also shows us places his bathing suit normally
covers. All this builds to an ending with a complexity that rivals
almost any episode of Scooby Doo. Almost.
--Stacey Richter
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