You only get one shot at love at first sight. As far as Julia Roberts is
concerned, that moment was 1990's Pretty Woman, a Cinderella story
in which Roberts played the role of the street urchin turned princess. And
the moviegoing public, enchanted by her frank smile and rough, coltish
beauty, fell in love. Since then, she's been our princess--a small-town
girl living in unimaginable glamour.
Paramount Pictures tries to recapture that magic moment by reuniting the
lead actors of Pretty Woman with director Garry Marshall in
Runaway Bride, a kind of inversion of the original Cinderella
concept. Roberts plays a hardware-store owner who's become famous for
leaving grooms at the altar. Richard Gere, her fairy-tale rescuer in
Pretty Woman, becomes her pursuer, a cynical New York columnist who
visits her small Maryland town hoping to have his worst beliefs about
womankind justified. They've reversed it, see? Roberts dreamed of going to
the altar in the first movie, and now she can't say, "I do!" Get it?
Unfortunately for Paramount, Marshall, and everyone associated with
Runaway Bride, someone forgot the key element: the leading man. As
Prince Charming in Pretty Woman, Gere didn't need to have much
personality--the prince is the object of fantasy simply for his title, not
for his conversational skills. Here, though, Gere is required to be
charming in actuality, not merely in name, as he wins over the townsfolk of
Hale, Md. (one of many cutesy puns in the script). Roberts, meanwhile, is
determined to hate him. No problem there: Gere's a jerk from start to
finish. It's the falling-in-love part that defies belief.
Gere isn't a bad actor: When playing a mysterious, flawed man, as in
Days of Heaven and American Gigolo, he can be very effective.
But making with witty remarks isn't his forte. That's the only option the
talky script, by Sara Parriott and Josann McGibbon, allows him or any other
actor. No strong, silent types here--just quirky stereotypes right off the
shelf, from the big-city newspaperman to the sex-crazed grandmother. All of
them run off at the mouth and gesture wildly to convince you that they're
funny.
America fell in love with Roberts already, but the producers seem to
think we can still fall in love with Gere. Fat chance. He may be boinkable,
but he's just not lovable. With that concept out the window, Marshall makes
frantic attempts to recreate some of the spontaneous delight that audiences
remember from Pretty Woman. But every moment is forced, packaged
with huge bows of sentiment; the result annoys the viewer like a dog
begging for treats under the table. Runaway Bride wants to be a
second honeymoon, but this marriage can't be saved.