Toys can be bad. Certain Cabbage Patch Kids chew little ones
hair, Beanie Babies make them obsessive, and Barbie has been blamed
more than once for spurring anorexia. But these toys have nothing
on the bad mothers in Small Soldiers.
The movie begins in a toy factory where the boss, played by Denis
Leary, wants the companys new action figures to be more exciting
and more violent, and he wants to see the results fast. In response
to this order, designer Larry Benson (Jay Mohr) somehow finds
his way into a stash of computer chips originally meant for the
military. Flash forward to the small town of Winslow Corners,
Ohio, where the new souped-up versions of the Commando Elite and
the Commandos enemies, the Gorgonites, have been shipped in preparation
for their debut in two days time. One complete set of the dolls
has been finagled off the delivery truck by Alan Abernathy (Gregory
Smith), who hopes to sell them at his fathers small toy store
while hes away on business.
The members of the Commando Elite and the Gorgonites have other
ideas, however. Led by Chip Hazard (voiced by Tommy Lee Jones),
the Commando forces rip through their boxes in search of the Gorgonites
whove been programmed to hide from them. Meanwhile, head Gorgonite
Archer has befriended Alan, which makes him, his family, and his
cute neighbor Christy (Kirsten Dunst) targets for the Commandos.
While the computer-generated antics of the dolls bring to mind
the hugely successful Toy Story, Small Soldiers is hardly as sweet.
In fact, the Commandos are ruthless and vicious, conjuring up
the scampering, spear-toting guy from Trilogy of Terror more than
Woody or Buzz Lightyear. The Commandos fashion guns that shoot
nails and create a laboratory to transform Barbie-like dolls into
a team of well-molded fighters.
With all the mayhem, Small Soldiers may be too hardcore for younger
children. The right shadow cast by a Raggedy Ann in a little tykes
bedroom, and he or she could have nightmares for weeks.