Acclaimed Hong Kong director Stanley Tong (Rumble in the Bronx) gets his fight scenes in (Kelly Lynch is a villain with a mean karate chop), and co-screenwriter Pat Proft (who helped script The Naked Gun) inserts a few pale imitations of Zucker-Abrahams-Zucker jokes. But they both forget Magoo. Where the cartoon character naively but gracefully slid through life, the flesh-and-blood Nielsen gets banged up and knocked around like one of the Stooges. Nielsen is best on the rare occasion when he takes charge, quits pretending he's Magoo altogether, and becomes Lieutenant Frank Drebin. There's no reason for the National Federation of the Blind to be upset about Mr. Magoo -- its members should be thankful they can't see this one.