At first glance, this looks
like just another stripper movie from the Roger Corman factory,
but in actuality, it's hands-down the greasiest, most twisted
little movie in recent memory. The plot is as simple as you can
get: A psychotic loser saunters into a strip club called "Zipper's
Clown Palace" just before closing one night and proceeds
to take everyone hostage. He spends the next few hours tormenting
the hapless folks, forcing a weeping, stuttering nerd-boy to screw
his favorite stripper ("For God's sake, it's not like you're
goin' to the gas chamber, man!"), making a waitress (the
unbelievably saucy Ann-Marie Holman) strip at gunpoint and asking
trivia questions about the musical Gypsy. Meanwhile, a
couple of sleazeball cops are shaking down various scumbags and
slowly making their way to the Palace, where you just know
somethin' serious is gonna go down. Director Dan Golden has churned
out a bunch of T&A flicks for Corman, but 'Teaser is
definitely his masterwork, thanks mostly to a terrific
script by Duane Whitaker (Maynard the pawn shop guy in Pulp
Fiction) and a pants-shittingly awesome performance by Rick
Dean as the psycho. The rest of the cast (including R.A. Mihailoff,
Nikki Fritz, and Corman staple Maria Ford) is cool, but this is
Dean's show all the way, and he levels the place. A must-see.
(New Horizons Home Video, 1996)
--Scott Phillips
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