If you want more reasons to watch it, howzabout: a cheesy male model-type dancing with a fluffy puppy in an attempt to get laid; the dog's prodigiously round-tushied owner getting naked and swimming into the lake at night, apparently looking for the dog; endless girls wandering around in various stages of undress; a drunken nerd who simply vanishes from the film, and an ending that really isn't! In fact, the movie just stops. My favorite part, though, is when the wheelchair guy goes missing and his girlfriend sets out to find him. Where's the first place she looks? Upstairs! But, hey, we're not here for the intelligent characters or the meaningful dialogue or the terrific plot, because these flicks bear none of those burdens. We're here to see a bunch of dorks we don't like anyway get hacked to bits in inventive ways. Take the week off and rent the whole series. (Paramount Home Video)